Biblical Tweets
Worst. Day. Ever. #ihatemylife
@Thaddeus
Hurry 2 mount! Jesus handing out food. 1st 5000 eat FREE!
@David
#FF my BFF @Jonathan. And @Goliath J/K
@Wanderingteen
Totally parents fault we're lost wandering around this stupid desert. #parentsruineverything
@Boaz
Anybody know the deal w/new girl Ruth?
@Jonah
Crazy! I get reception down here. #whalewatcher
@Moses
Tablets heavier than they look.
@Beloved
My boo got it goin on w/ dove's eyes & flock of goat hair!
@Simeon
God promised see Messiah b4 die. Saw baby today! Wonderful...but bummed about dying.
@Jesus
Calmed the storm. #ijustdidthat
Found this in a magazine! Hope it made you lol!
Loving Jesus together,
Morgan
Haha this is really funny! LOVE the one about Jesus handing out free food! :)
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